scottmchungup
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my beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world fave:harry potter.okay, the actual love of my life is harry. i know i’ll PROBABLY never play him; though my heart that’s beating real fast really wants to, i know i don’t have a) the time or b) ANY GOD DAMN ICONS. aka this is ellie being a massive nerd because harry freakin potter is actually so beautiful. he’s too good for this world. honestly, he is.
my trash-shit fave: motherfuckingrabastan lestrange or albus dumbledore. honestly, i’m obsessed with rabastan. i have yet to see a perfect representation of this actual trash child!!! okay, the second one… he’s a manipulative lil fucker who we all thought was perfectly sane for y e a r s. also, i totally need to stop talking about how he’s trash shit when he really is. and rabastan is just a dick. and i love him. a lot. it’s crazy.
my I love to hate them fave:draco malfoy. there’s just something addicting about hating him… and loving doing it. i just. i’m filled with such hatred for everything he stood for; everything he WAS in the books and all, but… i’m just FASCINATED by him. completely and utterly fascinated. i also completely love most of the people here who play him ??? idk i love to hate him, but he’s so fascinating.
my I hate to love them fave: again, albus dumbledore. he’s such a difficult character. so many s e c r e t s and i hate the fact that i love him. it probably says a lot of things about me; that i love people who keep a lot of secrets, aren’t to be trusted, who may or may not care more about POWER than love and family. idk. i live for dumbledore. and i regret it. i regret it all.
my I wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire non-fave: DOLORES UMBRIDGE.this is probably all across the harry potter community, it’s a universal sort of thing. but, seriously. i can’t even handle this. she is s u c h a bitch, pardon my language. i really just. hate HER. so, so so so so so so so so so so much. the things that she does - the things she d i d. they make me god damn sick. so sick. esp the scenes with the blood quills ???? honestly, i can’t stand her.i’d love to play her tho lbr i’m potter trash.
my I didn’t care about them either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about them now I can’t stand them non-fave: um. hmm. i’m just gonna say pigwidgeon ? i don’t even know. at all. ??? like. i love a lot of characters. nd most people know that the dicks are dicks and call them as such, even if they love them a fuck ton and play them a lot ??? idk. he’s just annoying. and an owl. sorry, pig ! u just annoyin’. even to ur owner… aha, soz.
my I could take them or leave them kinda non-fave: snape. he just. idk. he just makes me feel weird. just i know he CAN be decent ??? he’s jjust. never actually been decent in any scene i’ve really seen him in ??? he’s always been creepy af. idek anymore. he’s okay, i guess ?? i just… feel weird around him ??? like i like him in some scenes, in others i don’t.
my I will go down with this ship and I won’t put my hands up and surrender, there will be no white flag above my door. I’m in love and always will be fave ship: uh any ship i have over here. tbh. meadowpin; jily; 
my dirtybadwrong fave ship:riddle/harry. sobs dramatically pls don’t sue me i don’t even know. it’s not when i’m playing either of them. idk. i just. SO ADDICTIVE. someone stop meee. hold me baaack. and real toxic. toxic is the best word to describe this.
my they’re cute together and I dig them but I’m not all that terribly invested kinda fave ship: nuna ?? i don’t know anymore, man. this was so hard. this god damn question thing idgaf it was too hard for my tiny brain
my I didn’t care about this ship either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about it now I can’t stand it non-fave ship: ugh it’s possibly nuna ??? i don’t know at all. ignore me. ignore that. i didn’t know thn and i dont now so sdjfi jsdioj
my MAKE IT STOP non-fave ship: probably uh snape/remus or snape/sirius. it makes me sick to my stomach ??? like, really. it just would NEVER have happened. ever ever eVER. lie skfjsd f disgusted noises