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first off, let me tell u all a thing. i am such a lil shit and i apologize to fightsback fOR NOT REPLYING TO JACK SHIT BECAUSE I HAVE NO MUSE FOR FUCKIGN E RN I E IN PARTICULAR verses but i love faynie. faynie is love. which is why i will complete aLL of these memes for u. i also got this message from u too and i love u sm it gOES HERE:

where was their first date ?: DIAGON ALLEY. the leaky cauldron. after FOUR god damn years of persuasion, ernie had finally been able to drag fay on a date with him. he was completely smitten with her, no doubt about it. their first kiss was then, too. they’d just become fully fledged aurors.
what my muse would do to cheer your’s up: anything he could. she made his heart melt; she turned him into the person he’s always wanted to be. he loves her, and he’s always there for her. which is enough, in his eyes.
who wakes the other up with kisses ( and where ) ?: ernie; all over her face. he just relishes in her, her e v e r y t h i n g is his EVERYTHING. he can’t deal without her; it’s just… unspeakable.
who would pour water on the other to wake them up ?: fay would. it’d be a competition, to be honest.
how my muse would wake your’s up: with cupcakes and love. all the love in the world, even when she doesn’t think she deserves it. 
who would start a food fight while baking or cooking ?: ERNIE. it’d be so hilarious. she’d be covered in flour and he would be covered in egg.
who would suggest putting marijuana in the brownies ?: both of em. partners in crime and masters of weed brownies.
who said i love you first and how ( or when ) did they say it ?:  ernie. he straight up told her, after an argument they had about him not l i k i n g her enough.
who would get into a physical altercation over the other ?: ernie lbr. tho fay’s prob the dom in bed, tbh.
who insists on purchasing a pet together ( and what kind of pet ) ?: FAY. probably a dog, or a cat. ernie likes all animals. he’s animal trash.
who is louder ( in and out of bed ) ?: e r n i e.

who takes more risks ( in and out of bed ) ?: FAY. bitchin’. once settled down, ernie just wants to keep her safe. 

who would bring up the word ‘daddy’ first ?: ernie. fuckin loves that kink.
what is their shared, favourite kink ?: DADDY KINK. idk. idk. truuuu af.
describe their typical kiss: hesitant. sweet. soft.
how my muse shows their love for your’s: by being there, tbh.
their favourite ways to give affection: SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHES. everywhere.
who is more dominate ?: fay, definitely. around her, he just m e l t s and becomes a puppy. honestly. a love sick puppy.
who sings in the shower ?: ernie. he loves the beatles and lots of rock shit, so he sings a fuckton. she probably attacks him whenever he does.
who washes the other’s hair in the shower ?: ernie watches hers. it sort of makes him feel relaxed; and it makes HER relax. he likes that. loves to see her r e l a x e d.
who initiates shower sex despite being in a rush ?: fay, probably. altho they are both aurors, he’s
who teases the other under the table at dinner with the family ?: ERNIE TEASES FAY. i cry.
who has the weirder taste in music ?: ernie. i don’t even wanna talk about his music taste lmao. he could listen to anything and probably dance to it. it’d probably look real strange, but he’d find a way. especially if it made fay laugh.
who would initiate dancing in the rain ?: ernie. fay would be like ‘wth are you doing’ ‘ERNIE IT’S RAINING’ and he’d just ‘i love you, fay dunbar’ and i cry so hard. all the time over these two nut jobs who love one another too much and make me cry.
who would be the one to suggest marriage ?: ERNIE. lil shit would definitely propose to her; without even mentioning it to her. he is just filled with so much EMOTION whenever she’s around.
what would they name their children ?: um. i don’t know. hmmmm. justin zacharias dunbar-macmillan, samantha hannah dunbar-macmillan and reagan susan dunbar-macmillan. because his friends = family.
who would their children take after more ?: probably ernie. fay would probably be shit scared, even after all those years. but they’d all love her. a hell of a lot. aka the dunbar-macmillan family is the family that just fucking loves fay more than anything. DUNBAR-MACMILLAN = FAY DUNBAR’S SQUAD.