❛ I, personally, am at a loss to see why the Ministry has foisted such a useless teacher on us at this critical period. Obviously, they are in denial about the return of You-Know-Who. ❜
INDEPENDENT / HIGHLY SELECTIVE / VERY PRIVATE / OC FRIENDLY / MULTI-MUSE FRIENDLY canon divergent roleplay blog for ERNEST 'ERNIE' MACMILLAN, a character from HARRY POTTER, lovingly penned by ELLIE.
first off, let me tell u all a thing. i am such a lil shit and i apologize to fightsback fOR NOT REPLYING TO JACK SHIT BECAUSE I HAVE NO MUSE FOR FUCKIGN E RN I E IN PARTICULAR verses but i love faynie. faynie is love. which is why i will complete aLL of these memes for u. i also got this message from u too and i love u sm it gOES HERE:
where was their first date ?: DIAGON ALLEY. the leaky cauldron. after FOUR god damn years of persuasion, ernie had finally been able to drag fay on a date with him. he was completely smitten with her, no doubt about it. their first kiss was then, too. they’d just become fully fledged aurors. what my muse would do to cheer your’s up: anything he could. she made his heart melt; she turned him into the person he’s always wanted to be. he loves her, and he’s always there for her. which is enough, in his eyes. who wakes the other up with kisses ( and where )?: ernie; all over her face. he just relishes in her, her e v e r y t h i n g is his EVERYTHING. he can’t deal without her; it’s just… unspeakable. who would pour water on the other to wake them up ?: fay would. it’d be a competition, to be honest. how my muse would wake your’s up: with cupcakes and love. all the love in the world, even when she doesn’t think she deserves it. who would start a food fight while baking or cooking ?: ERNIE. it’d be so hilarious. she’d be covered in flour and he would be covered in egg. who would suggest putting marijuana in the brownies ?: both of em. partners in crime and masters of weed brownies. who said i love you first and how ( or when ) did they say it ?: ernie. he straight up told her, after an argument they had about him not l i k i n g her enough. who would get into a physical altercation over the other ?: ernie lbr. tho fay’s prob the dom in bed, tbh. who insists on purchasing a pet together ( and what kind of pet )?: FAY. probably a dog, or a cat. ernie likes all animals. he’s animal trash. who is louder ( in and out of bed ) ?: e r n i e.
who takes more risks ( in and out of bed ) ?: FAY. bitchin’. once settled down, ernie just wants to keep her safe.
who would bring up the word ‘daddy’ first ?: ernie. fuckin loves that kink. what is their shared, favourite kink ?: DADDY KINK. idk. idk. truuuu af. describe their typical kiss: hesitant. sweet. soft. how my muse shows their love for your’s: by being there, tbh. their favourite ways to give affection: SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHES. everywhere. who is more dominate ?: fay, definitely. around her, he just m e l t s and becomes a puppy. honestly. a love sick puppy. who sings in the shower ?: ernie. he loves the beatles and lots of rock shit, so he sings a fuckton. she probably attacks him whenever he does. who washes the other’s hair in the shower ?: ernie watches hers. it sort of makes him feel relaxed; and it makes HER relax. he likes that. loves to see her r e l a x e d. who initiates shower sex despite being in a rush ?: fay, probably. altho they are both aurors, he’s who teases the other under the table at dinner with the family ?: ERNIE TEASES FAY. i cry. who has the weirder taste in music ?: ernie. i don’t even wanna talk about his music taste lmao. he could listen to anything and probably dance to it. it’d probably look real strange, but he’d find a way. especially if it made fay laugh. who would initiate dancing in the rain ?: ernie. fay would be like ‘wth are you doing’ ‘ERNIE IT’S RAINING’ and he’d just ‘i love you, fay dunbar’ and i cry so hard. all the time over these two nut jobs who love one another too much and make me cry. who would be the one to suggest marriage ?: ERNIE. lil shit would definitely propose to her; without even mentioning it to her. he is just filled with so much EMOTION whenever she’s around. what would they name their children ?: um. i don’t know. hmmmm. justin zacharias dunbar-macmillan, samantha hannah dunbar-macmillan and reagan susan dunbar-macmillan. because his friends = family. who would their children take after more ?: probably ernie. fay would probably be shit scared, even after all those years. but they’d all love her. a hell of a lot. aka the dunbar-macmillan family is the family that just fucking loves fay more than anything. DUNBAR-MACMILLAN = FAY DUNBAR’S SQUAD.
just hit a fire hydrant, but i survived. #unbreakable
can i help you move? i’m really good at it! afterwards i can take the cardboard boxes and use it for breakdancing.
i can’t use my gps, but i figured it out. i just drove around in circles until i saw something familiar.
anything that can be penis shaped, will be penis shaped!
you look like encyclopedia brown.
as your self-appointed emotional guardian, it is my duty to love and support you.
the original title of this was: a lively fisting.
i really like you, and i was wondering if you wanted to get a cup of coffee sometime.
if you had gone to hogwarts academy, which house do you think you’d be in?
i really need this party to go well, which is why i’m stress eating gummy penises.
well, four years of work down the drain and i have a penis on my head.
i hate doing work, but i love being flattered. so maybe i’ll give it another try.
please put your pants back on.
love? love fades away. but things … things are forever.
what i hear when i’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.
we’re just friends. he’s like the gayest person i’ve ever met, but i make out with him when i’m drunk sometimes.
earlier, i was licking icing off of my finger and boom, i swallowed my wedding ring.
one time i accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar. i thought it was terrible wine.
oh, one time i rode in a sidecar on a guy’s motorcycle, and the sidecar detached and went down a flight of stairs.
i am not crying, ok? i’m allergic to jerks!
that looks like something you would find on the wall of a serial killer.
i have never taken the high road. but i tell other people to ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.
i want to punch you in the face so bad right now.
i’d like to say something. you are a wonderful person. your friendship means a lot to me. and you look very beautiful.
but think how much better our friendship would be if we added…doin’ it.
i just opened a can of whoop ass on myself!
your/my nickname around the office is softypants mchuggable.
let’s cut the bull, alright? you want this. i definitely want this. t.h. wants this. let’s seal this devil’s threeway right here, right now.
we should sue their parents for spawning a human turd burger.
i cannot emphasize enough how little i was thinking.
don’t teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. he’s a grown man. fishing’s not that hard.
scientists believe that the first human being who will live 150 years has already been born. i believe i am that human being.
i typed in your symptoms here and it says you might have… network connectivity problems.
one time i was dating this guy for a while, and then he got down on one knee and he begged me never to call him again.
i call noodles long-ass rice. chicken parm is chicky chicky parm parm. i call eggs pre-birds, or future birds. root beer is super water. tortillas are bean blankies. and i call forks…food rakes.
i feel great. i ran 5k this morning. no, no i didn’t. i threw up in the shower.
when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. i read that one on a can of lemonade. i like to think it applies to life.
catching the number 12 bus to satan’s butthole?
normally, if given a choice between doing something and nothing, i’d choose to do nothing. but i will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. i’d work all night if it meant nothing got done.
one time my refrigerator stopped working and i had no idea what do to! i just moved.
where was their first date ?: hogsmeade; three broomsticks. ernie had vehemently insisted against puddifoots, and consequently dragged him to there. of course, the date lasted for so long that they were eventually thrown out and had to walk back up to hogwarts together. what my muse would do to cheer your’s up: probably, more like definitely, dance around the room like an idiot and be the most adorable, loving person that he can be because he LOVES cedric. who wakes the other up with kisses ( and where )?: cedric, probably. ernie sleeps like a rock. honestly. anywhere, really. it depends on their moods tbh who would pour water on the other to wake them up ?: ERNIE WOULD POUR WATER ON CEDRIC. exhibit a :: that one meme when cedric got annoyed at ernie for pouring water over his head. how my muse would wake your’s up: hmm. ernie would PROBABLY make cedric breakfast. i know, how adorable. it’s either that or he’d likely sit on him. tru. who would start a food fight while baking or cooking ?: uh, ernie, obviously. who would suggest putting marijuana in the brownies ?: ERNIE. it’d probably confuse the fuck out of cedric at first. who said i love you first and how ( or when ) did they say it ?: i believe cedric would say it first. ernie would’ve been WAITING for like three months, because he thought it was too soon and it was just like an every day sort of conversation when it happened. the two were just making breakfast when cedric’s voice broke through with a ‘god, i love you.’ and ernie dropped the toast all over the floor. who would get into a physical altercation over the other ?: protective ernie would. he’s far too protective, especially when drunk. who insists on purchasing a pet together ( and what kind of pet )?: uh, both. seven puppies or something. ernie has a thing for dogs. he loves dogs. who is louder ( in and out of bed ) ?: ERNIE. THAT MOTHER FUCKER. IS. TOO. FUCKING. LOUD. who takes more risks ( in and out of bed ) ?: fuckin ernie. again. mother fucke r. who would bring up the word ‘daddy’ first ?: pROBABLY CEDRIC. because he saw something ernie had written about a daddy kink and shit and do i fuckin care what is their shared, favourite kink ?: either daddy kink or sub/dom. ernie is such a fuckin dom i can’t handle him. describe their typical kiss: HOW THE FUCK aM i mEaNT TO dOOooo Th iS. probably short and sweet or hot and rough, if ernie’s in the mood. how my muse shows their love for your’s: he tells him. all the time. that he loves him. he’s always there. he does little things like organize cedric’s stuff for him, making him breakfast in bed, and just generally c a r i n g about cedric’s welfare. nothing matters more to ernie than ced. their favourite ways to give affection: lil smooches. all over cedric’s face. esp when he’s asleep because he loves seeing ced at peace and it fills him with such joyyyy who is more dominate ?: OH. IT’S ERNIE. FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE IT’S ERNIE. I CAN’T REITERATE THIS ENOUGH. ERNIE IS SUCH A FUCKING DOM I’M SCREECHING. who sings in the shower ?: cedric, probably. ernie does sometimes but not as often. who washes the other’s hair in the shower ?: cedric probably washes ernie, amidst the whining of ‘I CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT I CAN DO IIIIIIIIT’ who initiates shower sex despite being in a rush ?: ernie ffs who teases the other under the table at dinner with the family ?: cedric, oddly enough. ernie would be holding everything back. every swear word; anything he would like to say to cedric, he’s fuckin losin’ it. who has the weirder taste in music ?: ernie. ernie listens to jazz and pop, rap and classical. i don’t understand my boy. neither does ced. who would initiate dancing in the rain ?: CEDRIC. CEDRIC WOULD AND THAT WOULD BE ADORABLEEE. who would be the one to suggest marriage ?: not so discreet cedric. they’d be eating dinner and he’d just ‘hey, why don’t we get married?’ ernie chokes on his chicken. what would they name their children ?: justin amos diggory, kieran zacharias diggory, lauren susan diggory and maria hannah diggory. who would their children take after more ?: two would take after cedric, one of the others would be as rebellious as ernie and the other would be a mix of both - the wisdom of cedric but the ‘I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU if you aren’t a friend’ attitude ernie has, to be honest.
001 . hello ! my name is ellie, i’m eighteen and i’ve been in the roleplay community for about four or five years now and here are a few of the rules i’ve come across that apply to interactions with ernie ! i’m generally super easygoing, activity will occasionally be pretty lax but i’m always here for interactions .
002 . ernie is primarily book - canon based . whilst i adore the harry potter movies , very little of my interpretation of ernie will come from anything we see in the films . so , in short , the actor we see in the films ( LOUIS DOYLE ) is not going to be seen as ernie here .
003 . i’m super private and super selective , so i will only be interacting with my mutuals . if i don’t follow you back , it could be one of three reasons : i haven’t seen whatever film / read whatever book / etc . your character belongs to , i feel our writing styles do not mesh well , or i just haven’t seen that you followed me ! if i’ve mentioned having watched / read the particular thing your character is from , feel free to kick me up the bum . my dis.cord will only be available to mutuals , and even then , i will be super selective about which mutuals i choose to send it to .
004 . i make and find all the icon resources myself . the psd is named RED VELVET and the icon border is from KINGSLEIGHS border pack . please do not steal my icons , unless i have explicitly stated that it is okay to download them and use them .
005 . please don’t god-mod . it isn’t fun for anyone , especially me and you . god-modding can result in an outright ban or just me dropping the thread we have going .
006 . plagiarism is a big no - no ! ernie is a recently revamped muse of mine , as evidenced by the recent url change & theme update . it's also a bit indicative of the fact that i've been around for a while & seen multiple friends go through periods of time where their work has been plagiarised & specific headcanons & characterisations have been stolen . if i become aware of any such plagiarism , i will not hesitate to block & unfollow you .
007 . if you have any triggers and i haven’t tagged them , please do not hesitate to shoot me a message ! i will go back and tag everything ! i don’t want anyone to feel as if they cannot speak to me , whether about plotting or otherwise .
008 . i do have exclusive and mains with which i will only roleplay with their iteration of a certain muse , unless i fall just as in love with another’s characterisation . please do not ask me to make exceptions , unless i have stated that i will .
009 . i may not follow you back if you are a duplicate , unless you are a multi - muse blog . however , exceptions may be made .
010 . this muse will have multiple verses & therefore will have multiple ships . ernie does not have a set sexuality in any verse so things are pretty up in the air in that aspect . ships will be based entirely on chemistry . if ernie doesn't have chemistry with your character , then a ship probably won't evolve . a side note : smut probably won't be happening here , not unless i'm super feeling it with our characters interactions .
name : ernest 'ernie' cyneweard macmillan . nicknames : ernie , mac & ern . date of birth : april 30th , 1980 . age : verse dependent . gender : cismale . pronouns : he / him . sexuality : pansexual . religion : atheist . hometown : norwich , norfolk . hogwarts house : hufflepuff . occupation : verse dependent . education : home - schooled , hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry . social class : upper class , if anything , but does work hard and does a lot to prove himself , and will not inherit any money until his father’s death , so individually he’s more middle class . financial class : extremely wealthy ; worth as much as the malfoy family , with a much better track record .
general description : originally described as a stout - looking boy , ernie macmillan is just that : stout . before his surprise growth spurt over the summer after third year , he had a spectacularly chubby , round face & wore the school vest every day . he’s blonde , blue eyed & is nearly always smiling . his growth spurt did nothing to hide that he was bigger than the average child , his figure still imposing & yet welcoming , seeming to let off a warmth that attracted people like a moth to a lamp . at age fifteen he has another growth spurt , ending up 5ft 9 & 1 / 2 in . sometime after his seventeenth birthday & the battle of hogwarts , he grows even further , growing to six foot . he’s also pretty fond of & wears a lot of the colour yellow , having been sorted into hufflepuff & everything . height : anything from 5ft 3in all the way through to 6ft 0in . hair colour : blonde . eye colour : blue . body type : mesomorph ; athletic - heavy . piercings : none . tattoos : verse dependent . faceclaim ( s ) : evan turner ( child face : infant ) , theodore turner ( child face : infant ) , jackson brundage ( child face : 3 - 11 ) , william moseley , bradley james ( adult face : 28 - 34 ) , charlie hunnam ( adult face : 34 - 49 ) , daniel craig ( adult face : 50 - ? . )
follows my headcanons starting from age two and ending at the start of his first year . usually unused as a verse , as many characters will not have interacted with him before he got to hogwarts . up for play with any character who is a member of the sacred twenty eight , or any character who could feasibly be part of the same social circle . faceclaims are evan turner , theodore turner & jackson brundage . there have been spin - offs of this verse with different parents : lily evans - as his adoptive mother sirius black & dominique macmillan as his biological parents .
post the battle of hogwarts , circa adulthood . ernie makes his own way in the world , l;having joined the ministry as an auror following his provisional year at hogwarts , in which he was training & finishing his newts ( mainly for himself . ) this all happens as ernie deals with the grief from the loss of his long - time friend & first love , justin finch - fletchley , & his ptsd diagnosis . he climbs the ranks within the auror department , working beneath hermione granger , as a liaison officer with the internationalauror offices .
post the battle of hogwarts , circa adulthood. the loss of long - time friend & the first love of ernie's life , justin finch - fletchley has driven ernie into a deep depression . somehow , his friends manage to drag him through the first and second year of life without justin . despite being a recipient of the order of merlin &nsbp;, first class for his fighting in the battle of hogwarts , the wounds are still fresh . he works as the undersecretary to the minister of magic himself , kingsley shacklebolt .
ernie , proud as he may be , has to admit he's fucked it up big time . as the time - turners crack down the middle , everything changes . this verse is for explicitly harry potter universes . this includes the founders era , the fantastic beasts series & the period before it where newt is at hogwarts , the riddle era , the marauders era & the next gen era .
incredibly rich & he knows it , ernie macmillan is the typical rich boy who has it all . his parents , those macmillan's , historical powerhouses & advisors to royalty , politicians , humanitarian charity ceo's & barons . ernie attends a private school & is an exceedingly private person . he works a weekend job & his life is set with his father being a member of the house of lords / the duke of norfolk , a member of the knights of the garter & royal advisor , & his mother the ceo of a prominent non - profit human rights organisation . ernie has no magical ability in this verse . this could be applicable to the royals ( faceclaim used will be sam claflin , as close friends with prince liam , ) gossip girl , or any other such socialite based tv show . )
ernie macmillan , victor of the fifty sixth hunger games , at age fifteen . he is the youngest victor to emerge from district two , having shown fierce loyalty , winning in the name of violet lawson , whom he was reaped with . his exception skill with many weapons enabled him to outsmart all of his opponents , following violet being murdered in the bloodbath . he works with lyme , allying himself with other victors who belief the capitol should burn , with the likes of finnick odair & finnick's wife , annie cresta , he lives in district thirteen following the commencement of the seventy fifth hunger games . in an alternate verse of this , he sacrifices himself to save finnick odair from the mutts , to allow finnick to return home to his wife . primary faceclaim is charlie hunnam , but other faceclaims may be used if thread is set before the seventieth hunger games , when he is twenty nine .
ernest macmillan , bastard of jaime lannister . after being in hiding for years , he is one of the key players after being discovered by cersei , who takes him in before the death of joffrey , as it is to be seen as a great act of kindness to reaffirm the lannister's now having the right to rule . firmly allied with the lannister's , he will follow cersei to the death . a key strategist in the war to come , he grows anxious with the news of the king in the north as well as the winter , as the time grows nearer for the game to end . this verse begins when he is sixteen .
agents of shield / marvel cinematic universe verse . ernie macmillan was hand - selected by phil coulson to help rebuild shield when the rest of the strike team was radicalised by hydra . ernie's job is to train all members of shield in combat , especially the agents who had minimal training & did not carry weapons when shield fell . ( not yet updated as far as the last two seasons as i haven't watched them yet , but watch this space . )
ernie has always known he wasn't like the other kids , but who was he supposed to tell when his parents didn't understand why he burst into flames when he got angry & seemed to have some control over the elements ? following the burning down of x - manor , he has allied himself with the x - men . ( this is a new verse but i am obsessed with the x - men film franchise & i have to rewatch them to be able to incorporate stuff here . )
north side , riverdale . the son of the richest lawyer in town , ernie macmillan keeps to himself , as well as his small group of friends . with the arrival of rich girl veronica lodge & the drama that emerges following the death of jason blossom & the additional panic the black hood brings , ernie is haughty , proud & has learned everything is not as it seems , even the southside .
